How To Send A Pimpdaddy.Com PimpCard
Sending a PimpCard is so easy, even your mom could figure it out! Just follow the instructions at each step along the way. Also, so you know, Pimpdaddy.Com does not do any spamming or use you or your recipient's email address in any way.

After you have completed your PimpCard, you will be shown a preview. If you do not like how things look, you can make changes before sending it, or just cancel the request. The recipient will receive e-mail advising where to find their PimpCard.

Step #1: Choose A Picture
Select a picture from the list below. You may only pick one picture per card. If you want to see a full size image of a picture, just click on it. You might want to do that before filling in any information on this page, just so you do not risk losing your work after returning from viewing the image.

"Chicken Head"
That chicken head of yours acting up again? Tell her what's up with a PimpCard!
(Click the image to see it full size!)
"Where's My Money Ho?"
Say what? Your ho wants to keep that money? Better think again! Get her back in line with a PimpCard!
(Click the image to see it full size!)
"You Ain't NO Pimp!!"
Ladies, is some loser trying to talk to you like he's some kind
of pimp? Tell him he ain't no pimp with a PimpCard!
(Click the image to see it full size!)
"Who Ain't Payin?"
For hoes who's johns won't pay, tell 'em you'll call your pimp!
(Click the image to see it full size!)
"Outta My Way Beeyatch!"
Look, if Pimpdaddy's hooptie is heading straight for your ass, you best start steppin'!
(Click the image to see it full size!)

This image was contributed by Pimpdaddy.Com visitor "Alex"

"Where ya at bitch?!?!"
Keep track of dem hoez!
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This image was contributed by Pimpdaddy.Com visitor "Alex"

"Be My Valentine?"
Fellas, let those ladies know that Valentine's day isn't just about them!
(Click the image to see it full size!)
Want more slogans and images here? I'm working on it. But, you can
help me out by sending in an image, whether finished or not, and I'll
pimpify it and put it up here on the page. For your time, I'll give you
a one-year Pimpdaddy.Com email address!

Step #2: Name & E-Mail Information
In the boxes below, please enter both your's and the recipient's name and e-mail addresses.

PLEASE BE CERTAIN OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:

Step #3: Select Your Text & Background Colors
Use the two selectors below to select your text and background colors. If you're an idiot and select the same color for text and background, you won't be able to read the card.

TEXT COLOR BACKGROUND

Step #4: Enter Your PimpCard Title & Message

Card Title
Your Message

Step #5: Sign Your Card
Please fill in below, how you would like to sign your card. Examples would be:
  • Love, Your Mom
  • Best Wishes, The Public Defender
  • Me!

Step #6: Preview Your PimpCard Or Start Over
You're now ready to preview your PimpCard! To do so, just click on the "Show Me" button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select "Try Again." Your PimpCard will not be sent until you press the "Send PimpCard" button on the preview screen.

This page was last modified on March 18, 2002 at 08:19