| Yo mama's so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches. |
| Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant. |
| Yo mama's so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow. |
| Yo mama's so bald, you can play airhockey on her head. |
| Yo mama's so bald, she curls her hair with rice. |
| Yo mama's so bald, she needs a weave to make naps. |
| Yo mama's so baldheaded, when she showers she gets brainwashed. |
| Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom. |
| Yo mama's so bald, you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass. |
| Yo mama's so bald, she looks like a blown up condom. |
| Yo mama's so bald, I can read her mind. |
| Yo mama's so bald, I can tell fortunes on her head. |
| Yo mama's so bald, I thought she was Mr. Clean. |