| Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo. |
| Yo mama's so big, she has to buy clothes by the acre. |
| Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling. |
| Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. |
| Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses. |
| Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back. |
| Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide. |
| Yo mama's so big, she reached in her pocket and handed me a CD, a Compact Dishwasher. |
| Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop. |
| Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. |
| Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry. |
| Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass. |
| Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings. |
| Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most" |
| Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway. |
| Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings! |
| Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide. |
| Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out. |