| Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco. |
| Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead. |
| Yo mama's so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies. |
| Yo mama's so greasy, she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco. |
| Yo mama's so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot. |
| Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid. |
| Yo mama's so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit. |
| Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her. |
| Yo mama's so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead. |
| Yo mama's so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs. |
| Yo mama's so greasy, her freckles slipped off. |