| Yo mama has the whitest teeth I've ever come across. |
| Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles. |
| Yo mama has one leg and swims in circles. |
| Yo mama has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says "She throws a right, a right, and another right." |
| Yo mama has so many fat rolls that she has to screw her pants on. |
| Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand. |
| Yo mama has 3 eyes and they call her "Eye-eye-eye." |
| Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. |
| Yo mama's has wooden tits and breast feeds beavers. |
| Yo mama has a `fro with landing lights. |
| Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles. |
| Yo mama has a moustache and they call her Bob. |
| Yo mama has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back. |
| Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree. |
| Yo mama has no legs, no arms, and no eyes but she's still the one for me. |
| Yo mama has no arms and bought a vest. |
| Yo mama has one tooth and they call her Drill-Bit. |
| Yo mama has one tooth and they call her Chopper One. |
| Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip. |
| Yo mama has so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy. |
| Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying. |
| Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. |
| Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. |
| Yo mama has one short arm and can't applaud. |
| Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. |
| Yo mama has so much hair on her chest, her tits look like coconuts. |
| Yo mama has so much dandruff, a fly landed on her head and said "Damn, I haven't seen this much snow in years." |