| I know yo mama from personal experience. She's just like an aircraft carrier, has a flat top, a big bottom, cruises up and down the coast, and picks up 100 sailors in every port. |
| I know yo mama's favorite day at work is "Take your son to work day." I bet you had fun testing condoms. |
| I saw yo mama riding down the street the other day on her BMX, the bitch got off and started booty shakin' for flapjacks with a vote for Bill Clinton sign. |