| Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!! | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson." | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign over her pussy that says "Crabs: All U Can Eat" | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!" | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!" | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts." | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, when someone asked her what she was going to eat, she spread her legs and pointed down. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus. | |
| Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out. |