| Yo mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she looks like a mic stand. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she only has one stripe on her pajamas. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain. |
| Yo mama's so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, her bra fits better backward. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad. |
| Yo mama's so skinny and flat, she's the only woman in the world with two backs. |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet. |