| Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun. |
| Yo mama's so tall, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. |
| Yo mama's so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth. |
| Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere. |
| Yo mama seems taller since the last time I saw her. Oh wait, she was on her knees that time. |