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Pimp Suit - Blue w/Snow Leopard Valboa Basic

Pimp Suit - Blue w/Snow Leopard Valboa Basic
    Code: PD-HS-VBB-B-SL
    Price: $110.00
    Shipping Weight: 6.00 pounds
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    - Royal blue pimp suit for you in-charge pimps. No sissified colors here, just boss pimpin' when the royal blue goes on.

    Size Information
    This pimp suit only comes in one size, and it will fit most people. The jacket sleeves adjust in length but will generally fit people well if they're between 5'7" and 6'3". If you need larger, the Pimpdaddy® Big Baller™ and premium suits are more likely to fit. The pants measure 44 inches in length with 32 inch inseam. They are baggy and also have a lot of material between the inseam and the waist band so if you normally wear a longer inseam, you can just change how high you wear the pants. If your waist is larger than 40", you probably won't fit in the pants. If you're not at least 5 foot 7 inches tall, the pants will be really long but your local dry cleaners can fix that for about $10, or you can just roll them up. The Pimpdaddy® premium and Big Baller™ pants include a lining that looks pimp when rolled up on the outside if you need that.

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