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Pimpdaddy® Premium Pimp Suits - Gold Valboa w/Cheetah Fur Pimp Suit

Pimpdaddy® Premium Pimp Suits - Gold Valboa w/Cheetah Fur Pimp Suit
    Code: PD-J-P-GC
    Price: $100.00
    Shipping Weight: 6.00 pounds
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    Damn is this one not one of the pimpest things you've seen? This is the real deal Holyfield baby. This is my Pimpdaddy® Premium Gold pimp suit with a cheetah fur trim. The pants are matching gold valboa and are fully lined just like the jacket. The fur is unbelievable on this one, very unique and very pimp. You will not find a better pimp suit anywhere; this is an original Pimpdaddy® suit sewn here in the U.S.A. and it has an authentic Pimpdaddy® tag; don't pay more for non-Pimpdaddy® garbage suits. The outer material is made of a fabric that some call valboa; it is 100% polyester and has the crazy wavy texture you see in the pictures. The inner satin lining is also 100% polyester for durability and wrinkle resistance.

    Size Information
    This pimp suit only comes in one size, and it will fit many people out of the box but others may want to have it altered. Here is the sizing:

    • The jacket is 48 inches long.
    • The jacket sleeves have cuffs that adjust so the length can be between 25 and 33 inches. Customers shorter than 5'7" will want to have the sleeves and pants altered by your local dry cleaner; it costs about $15 typically.
    • The shoulder to shoulder measurement is about 25".
    • The pants measure 48 inches from waist to floor but can be rolled up or altered to fit short and tall pimps. They are baggy and have a lot of material between the inseam and the waist band so if you normally wear a longer inseam, you can just change how high you wear the pants. If your waist is larger than 46", the pants will be too tight. The waist is elastic and has belt loops.

    Care Information
    The jacket and pants should be dry cleaned ONLY, no machine wash, no home cleaning. Outside of that, this material is very durable and wrinkle-resistant; you can wear this one a lot or rent it without having to worry about it.

    Back Of Jacket

    Pants Waist & Lining

    Jacket Front - Tied