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Purple Pimp Suit w/Hat !!! Only One Left!!!

Purple Pimp Suit w/Hat  !!! Only One Left!!!
    Code: PD-PE-1300XXPU
    Price: $140.00
    Shipping Weight: 6.00 pounds
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    - Don't want to copy myself from the description of the orange pimp suit, but this purple pimp outfit is another item in the long line of superior pimp clothing from Pimpdaddy®. Wear this one and ho's will give up their money without you even having to ask, bouncers at clubs will ask what you want to drink and even the police will stay away. The purple pimp suit is a thick, heavy, rental-quality pimp suit made out of the very best materials and comes with the hat that you need to complete the outfit. The suit includes the following:

    • Heavy Purple Pimp Jacket
    • Heavy Purple Pimp Pants
    • Zebra Pimp Hat

    Size Information
    This pimp suit only comes in one size, and it will fit most people. The jacket is 46 inches long and the sleves have zebra cuffs that adjust so the length can be between 23 and 26 inches. The pants measure 44 inches in length with 32 inch inseam. They are baggy and also have a lot of material between the inseam and the waist band so if you normally wear a longer inseam, you can just change how high you wear the pants. If your waist is larger than 40", you probably don't want the pants. If you're not at least 5 foot 7 inches tall, the pants will be really long. Some people won't care, some will roll them up inside, others might not want them. Please keep this in mind before you decide to order.

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    Bling Watch ($20)
    Bling Watch & Glasses ($30)