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Pimp Suit - Black & Blue [SOLD OUT]

Pimp Suit - Black & Blue   [SOLD OUT]
    Code: PD-PE-130145
    Price: $130.00
    Shipping Weight: 5.50 pounds
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    - Yep, it's the black and blue pimp suit, 'cause that's how you'll be leaving people who don't pay yo hoes! This pimp suit has smooth black shiny material, a lined inside, and that pimp blue fur of course! This is a thick, heavy, rental-quality pimp suit made out of the very best materials. This product includes:

    • Heavy Black & Blue Pimp Jacket
    • Heavy Black Pimp Pants (Belt NOT Included)

    Size Information
    This pimp suit only comes in one size, and it will fit most people. The jacket is 46 inches long and the sleeves have cuffs that adjust so the length can be between 23 and 26 inches. The pants measure 44 inches in length with 32 inch inseam. They are baggy and also have a lot of material between the inseam and the waist band so if you normally wear a longer inseam, you can just change how high you wear the pants. If your waist is larger than 40", you probably don't want the pants. If you're not at least 5 foot 7 inches tall, the pants will be really long but can be altered by most dry cleaners for about $7. Some people won't care, some will roll them up inside, others might not want them. Please keep this in mind before you decide to order.

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    Select below if you'd like an add-on ($12)!
    Purple Smooth Hat ($12)
    Big Red ($12)
    Super Afro ($12)