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Purple Pimp Sunglasses

Purple Pimp Sunglasses
    Code: PD-PE-1501VL
    Price: $11.99
    Shipping Weight: 0.50 pounds
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    - You can't be a pimp without the proper accessories, and one of the most important is your sun glasses. These pimp glasses are big so you can keep your eyes on all the hoes. The rims of the glasses are lined in velvet-like material and the arms are bullet-proof stainless steel. Well maybe they're not bullet-proof, but they look like it.
    Color:
    Purple
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