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Pimp Hat - Orange & Zebra

Pimp Hat - Orange & Zebra
    Code: PD-PE-1991
    Price: $13.00
    Shipping Weight: 3.00 pounds
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    - This is the real deal all you pimps and players, it's the classic big orange pimp hat! The orange material is your standard high-quality crushed-velvet-like felt. No, it's not real velvet, not for this price, but it feels like it. There's a zebra band around the middle and the edges are lined with pimp-style fur-like material. It's one-size-fits-all, and it should definitely fit unless you got some kind of watermelon head. The hat is about 18 inches across, so it's big pimpin' all the way.