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Platform Shoes - Fishtank Heel [BLACK] [Size 13 ONLY] CLOSEOUT

Platform Shoes - Fishtank Heel [BLACK] [Size 13 ONLY] CLOSEOUT
    Code: PD-PL-FISH-B
    Price: $25.00
    Shipping Weight: 5.00 pounds
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    This is a closeout pair of our classic black Fishtank shoes. They're closeout because one heel is low on water. The heels are screwed on so you may be able to fix it, or if you're just wearing these for a costume you may not care. Either way these shoes are discounted!

    - Can you believe this?!?! Yes, Pimpdaddy.Com has platform shoes with fish in the heel!!! Anyone who's anyone knows that true pimps have fish in their heels, so don't even think about looking elsewhere for pimp shoes! I make those sorry ass fake pimp sites beg for mercy but when I'm not in a good mood, they don't even get to kiss my fishtank heels!

    These Pimpdaddy fishtank shoes are the same material as my standard white viny platform shoes, but instead of the normal heel, it's been replaced by clear acrylic. Inside you'll find a heel filled with water and loaded with two fish and two blades of grass, one on each side of the shoes.

    If you're sitting here wondering why you think you've seen this shoe before, it's probably because you're thinking back to a movie called "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka" from 1988. It's a classic, here's a link to it:

    Shoe Size:
    Size 13