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Value Pimp Outfit w/Hat (Green)

Value Pimp Outfit w/Hat (Green)
    Code: PD-RI-17290
    Price: $51.00
    Shipping Weight: 4.00 pounds
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    - This 'value' pimp suit is one of my three low-cost pimp suits, it's still pimpin' though. This suit is best for wearing as a costume a few times, it's not a rugged rental-quality suit like my others because the material is thinner and there is no lining on the jacket, so it's not a high-quality wear every day type outfit. The product includes the following and is a very bright neon-green-like color:
    • Green Pimp Jacket
    • Green Pimp Pants
    • Green Pimp Hat

    Size Information
    This pimp suit only comes in one size, and it will fit most people but not big guys. If your waist is larger than 36", you probably don't want the pants. If you're not at least 5 foot 7 inches tall, the pants will be really long. Some people won't care, some will roll them up inside, others might not want them. Please keep this in mind before you decide to order.

    Add Some Extras?:
    Select below if you'd like an add-on ($12)!
    Purple Smooth Hat ($12)
    Big Red ($12)
    Super Afro ($12)